SO - I HAVE ARRIVED - BUT WHERE IS THE FORUM ?
....just in from the desert, lost my water bottle (empty anyway, MY CAMEL ATE IT), lost my compass (HE SPIT IT OUT), I'm very very poorly - on my last legs (actually the only legs I own (My camel nearly eat them (HE DID NOT GET A PROPER HOLD OF THE FIRST LEG)-
But where is the feic-ing FORUM?
Travelled across the desert of ... time to get a 'drink' at the FORUM !
No Oasis, No Forum wish I was back in Rome!
p.s. can still e-mail thru' my camels hump (secret 909 radar)!
n.b. Camel also out of water hence my demise.
Why do 'they' call the Camel "The Ship of the Desert" ?
...... because it is full of Arab Seamen !
Going back out into the desert - hoping to find a dessert (?too much to expect ? well a sherry trifle with fresh cream would be a good .... this my 36th day and my feckin ball-point is failing badly - have discovered an unbelievable and amazing
GODor Allah only knows how I ended up here in this etherial place - 'tink in my attempt to get to the FORUM i googled and googled and gained access to this site without it being mainstream. I now believe I have created a mini-forum in cyberspace never to be viewed, never to be real - and never to have my input again. ..... another world maybe ..'bye
Aaaaah - all to no avail - the diet of locusts withered - I died after the last full moon of 2025.
Wonder where or even whence, I AM !
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